"Let's be honest: They're Mormon, and they're in Salt Lake, and there's nothing else there. You gotta smile and be happy all the time. This might be one opportunity for fans to get vicious."Those darn smiling happy Mormons will get you every time.
On the bright side, two computer models picked the Jazz to go to the Finals, and one of them picked them to win.
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That'd put a lot of smiles on Mormon faces.